Welcome. To the magical kingdom.

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

bitchesaloud:

milkykissu:

dickmark:

thestrollingdead:

sir-ruphio-the-great:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

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dont exercise with the ball

be the ball

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

onlylolgifs:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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