you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
Meanwhile, in Japan
sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.
dont exercise with the ball
be the ball
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
i would hire him for this flyer alone
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
me trying to do stuff
can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty
Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago
2 years ago
has anyone called her yet?
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day